Im Only Talking To My Dog Today T-Shirt

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I’m Only Talking To My Dog Today – T-Shirt

🐶🎧 Social battery: 0%. Dog love: 100%.

For those days when human interaction feels like too much, but your dog gets you — this tee says it all. Featuring a chill pup in headphones, wrapped in a cozy hoodie hug, it’s the perfect outfit for introverts, dog lovers, and anyone who knows that sometimes, a wagging tail is better than small talk.

Wear it with pride. No explanation needed.


The Story Behind the T-Shirt

Some days, conversations are exhausting.
People ask too much. Expect too much. Talk too much.

But then there’s your dog.
Always there. Always listening. Never judging.
Whether you’re venting, vibing to music, or just sitting in silence, your dog shows up for you.

This design was born from that bond. It’s not anti-social. It’s pro-dog.
It’s for every moment when your pup understood you better than anyone else — with just one look.


Why You’ll Love It:

✅ Hilariously honest message for dog parents
✅ Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
✅ Great conversation starter — or conversation stopper
✅ Ideal gift for introverts, pet lovers, and peace-seekers


Details:

  • Color: Deep black with pastel artwork

  • Fit: Unisex V-neck — soft, relaxed, and flattering

  • Material: 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Print: High-res DTF (Direct-to-Film) with smooth detail and durability

  • Mood: Cozy. Playful. Quietly rebellious.


Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out

  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry

  • Do not iron on print

  • Avoid bleach and harsh detergents

  • United States: Free shipping on orders over $89. Flat rate $4.99 for smaller orders. Ships in 1–2 business days, delivered in 4–6 business days.

  • Nigeria: Flat rate shipping $9.99 with no extra taxes or fees. Ships in 1–2 business days, delivered in 10–12 business days.

  • Easy Returns: 90-day return policy. Damaged or incorrect items? We’ll cover return shipping and give a full refund. Return and Refund Policy

  • Hassle-Free Support: Need help? Contact us anytime at [email protected] or call +1 (310) 310-1130.

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