Dead Inside But Still Squatting T-Shirt

Dead Inside But Still Squatting – T-Shirt

💀🏋️‍♂️ When the soul’s gone but leg day lives on.

For those who’ve emotionally checked out but physically show up, this shirt is your uniform. Featuring a zombie monk mid-squat with a barbell balanced on his shoulders and spiritual detachment in his eyes, it’s the perfect mix of gym grind and dark humor.

Because sometimes, the only thing holding you together… is glutes and stubbornness.

The Story Behind the T-Shirt

Some days you feel alive.
Other days… you’re just a haunted shell dragging yourself to the squat rack.

You could be anywhere. Bed. Couch. Hiding in your car.
But here you are — knees shaking, lungs burning, soul long gone — still pushing that final rep.

“Dead Inside But Still Squatting” is for the warriors of the mental fog. The ones who don’t feel like it, but do it anyway. A little humor. A lot of heart. And just enough pain to count as progress.

Why You’ll Love It:

✅ Iconic artwork with a monk-zombie powerlifting his way to inner peace
✅ A perfect fit for lifters, overthinkers, and sarcastic survivors
✅ Bold statement that says “I hate it here — but I’m still here”
✅ Soft, breathable cotton — ideal for sweaty sets and existential dread

Details:

• Color: Deep black for maximum contrast

• Fit: Unisex crew neck – roomy enough for gym days

• Material: Premium cotton blend — soft yet strong

• Print: DTF (Direct-to-Film) for intense colors that won’t fade

• Mood: Burnt out. Still built different.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash inside out in cold water

• Tumble dry low or air dry for longest print life

• Avoid bleach

• Iron inside out if needed